An example of the kinds of thought processes I have while perusing the not-so-Good Book.
Profile picture of girl with several positive captions (“you’re so pretty!” “stop being so cute!” etc). Second to last caption: “beautiful!”. Last caption: ”beautiful smile :)”
Thought 1: Ouch. Guess her smile is the only thing you think is beautiful *****.
Thought 2: Didn’t they live together this year?
Thought 3: I wonder if she purposefully mirrored that sentence syntax…
Thought 4: Wow, if she didn’t so it on purpose, the subconscious tone really reveals a lot about their friendship (…or lack thereof! )
Thought 5, after considering the content of Thought 4: Who am I?